In the game, you boldly go where some other colonizers have gone before and set up a ranch on an alien planet, to farm different variants of the dominant life form: adorable spherical balls of slime.
So as is obvious from the featured image, I’m talking not about real-life animal husbandry, but about Slime Rancher, released in 2017 (early access in 2016) by developer Monomi Park. I bundle them up, say a fond and slightly sad farewell… then jettison them immediately into the ocean. For an unlucky few, however, it is the day of reckoning: they have been made redundant and are no longer profitable to keep feeding. For some of the living things waiting in the pens, it’s the start of a good day: they get their favorite food, their pen is cleaned of waste, and they can go about their business largely unbothered.
I gather up my feed – carrots, strawberries, and some very unfortunate chickens – and head out to the ranch. It’s 6am, and I’m ready to begin my morning chores.
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